Desiring Machine

You know when GOP Senate candinate Mike?â„¢ McGavick blew .17 on his DUI he didn’t have the benefit of technology to know that he was blackout drunk when he got behnd the wheel. Well now there is a better way for the on-the-go-had-too-many-hipster-cum-future-Senate-candidate to act responsibly as they booze it up.

Introducing the iBreath a breathalyzer for your iPod.

I can’t think of a better gift for that aspiring future Senator in your family. The product makes staying sober cool and hip again.

Perhaps someone should send one to the McGavick campaign HQ.